Coffee Quintessence

A delicate and playful cup of coffee is one of life's greatest pleasures, but even the distinguished 'Kopi Luwak' lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Now, it seems I must turn to data science to unearth a coffee worthy of my palate.

After scraping a few hundred high-end coffee descriptions, I searched for the maximally expensive coffee since price, as with all luxury items, is a direct indicator of quality. My industry approved end result, using a gradient boosted tree regression with trees so large it would make the California Redwoods jealous, yields this lucrative* and paradigm shifting roast:


*Ignores the minor cost of dredging up a 1574 meter high plateau in the middle of the Indian Ocean.