Despite a constant stream of sightings, news outlets repeatedly fail to address the current UFO epidemic. Luckily, I created a vital spatial autocorrelation for those wise individuals who always tuck their feet under the covers before bed (a surefire alien defense). The map below identifies statistically significant UFO hot spots* (normalized per capita) via the Getis-Ord Gi statistic:
*These UFO observations, taken over the last 20 years, are sourced from nuforc.org and assumed to be a 100% accurate depiction of extraterrestrial encounters.