Relationship Analytics Part Deux

It's been over eight years since I started this blog by analyzing my wife's affectionate text messages. So, has our love blossomed into reaches beyond the upper plane of Arcadia or diminished into the burning volcanoes of Gehenna? Let's find out by diving into our text message history once again:


Seems like the only thing that triumphs over love is Thai food and potato chips. Anyways, I'm glad I played the long game and I can positivity state that I love her more.